My Next Pet

Saturday, 15 September 2007, 0:42 | Category : Funny or Dumb
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If, God forbid, something were to happen to one of my cute, lovable and friendly pets, and I were to get a new pet, I think I would name it Crisis. I think its a great name because then I could say that “I need to get home to take care of my Crisis,” and people would think that I always had some kind of emergency when really I just needed to feed the hamster.

Or “I’m spending some quality time with Crisis.” Always a good thought. “Down Crisis, down!”

(Note: No, I haven’t been drinking or reading “Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy.” I just thought of it all on my own and made myself laugh. Now, stop trying to figure out my blog and go back to your regularly scheduled life!)

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