Trashflower

Alright, so my guilt is getting the best of me – I have to come clean about 2 websites that I visit on an almost daily basis:

What Would Tyler Durden Do and The Superficial

These celebrity-bashing gossip sites get me through days filled of spreadsheet reporting, emails that make me want to tear my hair out, and just plain boredom.  They’re most often barely safe for work (they clearly label the pictures that are NSFW, things like wardrobe malfunctions that show nipples and netherregions of the rich and famous), but they’re hilarious. If I could write for a site that actually got read, I’d write for one of these.

Here’s a sampling of headlines from today:

• Tom Brady will be seeing a whole lot of Gisele Bundchen
• Ashlee Simpson only squeezing out one Mini-Pete Wentz
• CALM DOWN KATE HUDSON
• SHORT HAIR SUCKS EVERY SINGLE TIME

Hilarious. And now I’m back to work.