The Headhunter's Guide to the Top 10 Films of 2008

Monday, 29 December 2008, 13:20 | Category : Funny or Dumb, Pop Culture
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After a nice little holiday hiatus (which I may write about later), I’m back in front of my computer screen. Never one to let a good day to browse the web pass me by, I happened upon

The Headhunter’s Guide to the Top 10 Films of 2008

This amusing little blog post takes the heroes from some of the top grossing films in 2008, describes them, and then prescribes a new job for them. My personal favorite is Horton, from Horton Hears a Who:

8. HORTON HEARS A WHO!

PROTAGONIST: Horton the Elephant

JOB SKILLS: Persistence, protectiveness, resourcefulness. Horton has considerable experience in a wide variety of sought-after traits, stemming from his efforts to keep the microscopic community of Whoville from being destroyed by his peers, all of whom do not believe such a place exists. His sweetness, unabashed belief in the goodness of all living things, willingness to do what is right, loyalty and faithfulness would be an asset to any organization fortunate enough to hire him.

IDEAL JOB: No current openings for someone with these assets

If you’ve got a couple of minutes to spare, go check out the best jobs for Hancock and Wall-E too!

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