Trashflower » funny http://trashflower.com my exploration, ramblings and happenings Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:58:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Facebook Fans http://trashflower.com/2009/06/facebook-fans/ http://trashflower.com/2009/06/facebook-fans/#comments Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:45:58 +0000 admin http://www.trashflower.com/?p=447 I’ve noticed a trend recently – facebook pages for fans of both silly and hilarious stuff.  Things like “not being eaten by a t-rex”, “I hate my Cell Phone” (and “I love my cell phone” and “I lost my cell phone”). While I absolutely love seeing these updates on my friend’s pages, I haven’t quite decided if I can really be a fan of not being eaten alive by sharks. I mean, I am a fan, but should I use social networking to broadcast that to the world?

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]]> http://trashflower.com/2008/12/the-omg-wtf-spectrum/feed/ 0 The Headhunter's Guide to the Top 10 Films of 2008 http://trashflower.com/2008/12/the-headhunters-guide-to-the-top-10-films-of-2008/ http://trashflower.com/2008/12/the-headhunters-guide-to-the-top-10-films-of-2008/#comments Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:20:14 +0000 admin http://www.trashflower.com/?p=347 After a nice little holiday hiatus (which I may write about later), I’m back in front of my computer screen. Never one to let a good day to browse the web pass me by, I happened upon

The Headhunter’s Guide to the Top 10 Films of 2008

This amusing little blog post takes the heroes from some of the top grossing films in 2008, describes them, and then prescribes a new job for them. My personal favorite is Horton, from Horton Hears a Who:

8. HORTON HEARS A WHO!

PROTAGONIST: Horton the Elephant

JOB SKILLS: Persistence, protectiveness, resourcefulness. Horton has considerable experience in a wide variety of sought-after traits, stemming from his efforts to keep the microscopic community of Whoville from being destroyed by his peers, all of whom do not believe such a place exists. His sweetness, unabashed belief in the goodness of all living things, willingness to do what is right, loyalty and faithfulness would be an asset to any organization fortunate enough to hire him.

IDEAL JOB: No current openings for someone with these assets

If you’ve got a couple of minutes to spare, go check out the best jobs for Hancock and Wall-E too!

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